Hello lovelies! I have been MIA because I’ve been preparing for this post! Ha let me be honest. Not at ALL. Life happens BUT, today I wanted to tie in two of my favorite things as a celebration of my birthday! FASHION AND FOOD! As y’all know I freaking LOVE food, like LOOOOVVVVEEEEE (we’re married) it and so I thought “why not create outfits based on my favorite foods?” And BAM!!!!! Mic drop, ’cause I finally had a new blog post idea. So here it is, a list of my favorite foods and the outfits I created around them. So, even though I posted (on Instagram) a nice picture of myself in a nice dress, looking all classy, do not be fooled, cause there is no class with what I’m about to indulge in today and I DON’T CARE! What I am actually doing right now, is wearing that “classy” dress while messily stuffing my face with all this deliciousness that you’re gonna read about AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Now THAT is what I call a birthday celebration!
FIRST STOP/food fave: LASAGNA (from anywhere as long as it’s good)
My favorite lasagna was from Florence Italy at a place called Gallery, which is right across from the night club Red Garter. If you ever visit Florence YOU MUST GO! Ever since, I’ve been craving it but American lasagna will do.
The camel represents the lasagna pasta sheets and the meat (yes meat) the red is the sauce. That’s it. I’m eating lasagna.
SECOND STOP: TACOS!
I like my tacos like my faux furs. Soft.
Fun fact! Did you know I live at Torchey’s? Nah, jk but I wish, ’cause then I could eat there for free. I am so sad that Moon Tower closed ’cause their tacos were off the charts, outta this world, off the grid. I’m so sad. Maybe if we share this post enough, we can bring them back to life! #ripmoontower
Whoever came up with the idea of TACO TUESDAY. I love you. This outfit post goes out to you.
THIRD STOP: SHELLFISH Ocean Prime and Red Lobster
I’m allergic to fish. The swimming kind. But you bet I will eat the meat outta some crustaceans! GIRL/BOY have you ever BEEN to Red Lobster? Oh you have, well have you HAD their LOBSTER PIZZA (crap I forgot about pizza!-HOW?) Well, that Lobster pizza might be the next best thing after Jesus’ birth so if y’all have not tried it. Go give it a try.
Ocean PRIME! You are so bomb and I love that you do all the hard work so I can just eat the crab/lobster meat. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart!
The red leather jacket represents that hard shell that you have to crack open. My black and white striped dress is that crap/lobster meat, and the blue shoes because, well, they come from the ocean!
4TH STOP: DESSERT- MRS. FIELDS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES
LET ME TELLLL YOU, Chocolate Chip Cookies are my weakness. I don’t do heights but if you tell me there’s a cookie at the bottom of a cliff….. well BYE ’cause I’m jumpin’! If you say to me go curse out your ex, I’ll do it for a gift card to Mrs. Fields. And trust me he won’t pull crap like that again. You tell me to rob a bank ….. ok too far. You get it, I LOVE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. For my 23rd birthday I got a giant cookie cake (from Mrs Fields of course) with a #MERMAID on it! #cookiegoals
Well these are my food inspired birthday outfits and I think I will make this an annual thing because it was so fun and I realized I missed a lot more of my favorite foods.
Bye!!!